FUNNIEST HAT
Carol gets the raspberries for the most hilarious hat! Recognize it? It's a deflated hemorrhoid cushion! To see more of our hat adventures, Click Here.
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WHOOPIE!
Cutting up on the grounds
of stately Langdon Hall |
 
"NOBODY LOVES A FAIRY WHEN SHE'S FIFTY!"
Carol and Flo respond as Sue tells us all about how she dressed up in tule and tinsel to sing her own version of the song "Nobody Loves a Fairy When She's Forty" while she was on a recent cruise.
To see the "regular" lyrics (as closely as we can remember them) Click Here.
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OOOPS!
Just hangin' out on the stairs!
Raspberry Cheesecake?
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YOUCH!
If you've ever had a mammogram,
you might find this poem amusing...
My Mammogram
IN PRAISE OF...
You'll also enjoy this one:
Older Women
WE'VE COME A LONG WAY!
Pat read this one to us at our June meeting. It's both sad and hilarious!
Instruction and Advice
for the Young Bride
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"YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HAT ON...!"
The Tarts cooled off at the First Annual Raspberry Tarts Pool Party in June. What a hoot! It was a good thing Karis' backyard is very private!!!
You must admit, it's hard to be stuffy or uptight when you're wearing a red hat and your birthday suit!
For the rest of the story, Click Here.
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IN THE SPIRIT OF [ADOPTED] SISTERLY LOVE...We sent our friends
the San Diego Hattitudes
a big wet "razzberry". They were "not amused".
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FURS, FEATHERS & FRINGES
Julia, Karis and Sheku display
some of the many ways to
"Wrap a Tart".
Heather whoops it up
under the mistletoe.
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
God(dess) grant me the senility
to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference!
Author unknown
"GO GRANNIES GO!"
Queen Mother Sheku reads to us from a charming book called "The Grannies", (story by Sybil Rampen, photos by Catherine Chatterton) which we discovered was put together with the help of a local motorcycle club, Easyriders of Ontario. Sounds like they had fun...!!!
 
HOPPY EASTER!
Margaret and Pat take the Easter Bonnet concept "over the top"!
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ou can tell you're over 50 when... You stop taking yourself seriously!